Original puns; shere them with your friends.


The clock is always ticking me off.


Bill thought he was a clock. This was very alarming to his family.


Shredding cheese is a greater problem than any of your problems.


eye see


The farmers were going to have a race, but sadly before they started the track-tore.


Whenever I start to sing someone says we better rap this up.

What god do the moles worship? the holy moly.


I hope these were funny!


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