Topic: A Carnival/Circus
Fallacies:
- "Are you kidding me? No i'm not going on that ride, there is a 60% chance that I might fall off and die!"
"Ha! I've never heard that one before, where are you getting these statistics from?
"It's literally a proven fact, Oprah said it in an interview just a few weeks ago."
- "Did you guys see how the magician made all 50 of those birds fly out of his jacket?! It was so real, I even got feathers on my clothes."
"That was just a trick of the eye, he probably used a projector to create the other birds and only released one live one. If he did release as many as it seemed, the theater would have looked like a scene from "The Birds"
- "Ew don't eat that Funnel Cake! Hasn't anyone ever told you that heavily fried foods can kill you?"
"Isn't your favorite food fried chicken?
- "Did you really just say that all clowns are evil? Next thing you know, she/he is going to say that all pigs can fly"
- "Don't you dare throw that food away! I don't care how bad it tastes, I paid money for it! Hungry children around the world are dying becase people like you are wasting food."
- "Why do you hate heights so much?" "Don't you know? Every year over 5 million people die from falling from someplace above the ground."
- "See! (a name) is already throwing up! I told you the food here was poisoned!" "Just because you got food poisoning from eating too much at the last carnival, doesn't mean all the food at this one is poisoned!"
- "Acrobats are so graceful, they could literally do ballet with ease."
- "The ring master is definitely gonna get eaten by those lions. They don't care if he feeds them or not, those animals are feral." "Nah, the ring master is a trained professional, he probably raised them from when they were young cubs"
