Question

I was poisoned. My step dad snuck mustard and pickles in to my tuna sandwich. Why, god, why. I hate pickles and mustard, I don't care if I'm in Texas, I can still dislike them. Stop force feeding me them, like, why...

Answer 1

Answer:

Moral of the story is : You have to check your sandwich before you eat it.

Answer 2

Stop forcing me to like them* and dwu