Hello. It's been a while my friend. I am in forming you that I will be leaving for vacation in New York. Staying in Thailand is an extreme hassle and no American-Asians will be pleased to be exploring in Thailand.
While spending my time in New York, I will be travelling to the most popular strip club in the whole town and throw some cash from my college revenue. This is just to show that I am such a sugar daddy and to gain love in a dirty and a hassle-free way. Just throw your money to the pole dancers, and you will get kissed for the whole night.
I am just informing you that I might not be coming back since I am disturbed by the Thai agriculture. Such as when you need to say hello in a formal way in Thai. It's just extremely disgusting in my point of view. In America, people just wave and say hello. But in Thai, a simple greeting takes almost ten minutes just to set up.
Overall in conclusion, I will not be coming back. If you would like to come with me, you are very welcomed. But please make sure that when you've arrived at New York, be sure to ring the authorities in Thailand that they are a fascist pig.
- Liftinum
