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Rewrite each of the following sentences eliminating all slang expressions.

1. I sees the pizza she made, and I goes yuck 'cause it's so gross.

2. Like, I mean, I have this, you know, really cool '57 Chevy, you know, with a red bod and white interior, you know.

3. So I slips the waiter five skins and says, "Cool, Daddy-o, you sling a mean plate of hash, Clyde."

4. That dizzy sister of mine is a real ding-a-ling when it comes to mathematics.

5. The dame ordered a glass of moo juice with her meal.

6. I'm like, climbing the walls when I'm, like, waiting in the doctor's office and stuff.

7. I tried to be real laid back when I saw the fuzz, man, but I was so uptight it was like a real hang-up, know what I mean.

8. If I had wheels and the greenbacks to peel off for petrol, I'd cut out for the Big Apple tonight, dig? .

9. Okay, I cruised into the dance, okay, looking for a couple chicks, okay, but the dude at the door, okay, told me to split, okay.

10. I was, you know, like out of my gourd with like the willies when I like saw the, you know, shadow on the wall.